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Unpopular Opinion: Single Ply is Superior

My thoughts on single ply toilet paper and how it's better than the rest.

lifecomedy

I literally feel like I’m the only one who thinks this, but Scott’s single ply TP is far superior than any of that 2-ply garbage.

For starters, it lasts WAY longer than the 2-ply. You don’t need twice as much. And when you run in to the bathroom and you see the roll is getting down to almost nothing, you get like half of a serving with 2-ply. With Scott’s, I’ll get two full servings at the very least. Zero fear when I see it’s running low and I have no backup.

It’s stronger than 2-ply. Just the slightest pressure with your fancy soft 2-ply brands and my finger has ripped through the TP and approaching the no-go zone. I NEVER have issues with single ply. It’s solid! It cares about me and it’s there for me.

Single ply is scientifically better than 2-ply, you are all just suckers for Big TP.